Limericks in Honor of Hillary Clinton

Limericks in Honor of Hillary Clinton

Hillary Dillary Rhetorical

She calls her critics deplorable

But they know she’s a phony

So full of baloney

When Trump wins she will be deportable.

 

Hillary Dillary sleeze

It’s likely she has a disease

She coughs and  she staggers

And it’s a fairly good wager

She’ll soon need to crawl on her knees.

Hillary Dillary Cork.

In her please stick a fork.

No one can trust her, and

The Feds want to bust her,

So we can all be done with this Dork.

Hillary Dillary Snoop.

Out of her mouth comes sheer poop.

She never can muster,

Any more that just bluster,

And treats everyone as a dupe.

Hillary Dillary Honey.

The Woman loves nothing but money.

She never stops trying,

And resorts to fake crying.

When its apparent to all that she’s lying.

Hillary Dillary Ream.

Her morals are from a bad dream.

She lies and she cheats,

For her pals the big treats.

For the rest, she’s a most dismal scene

Hillary Dillary Fake.

With all the warmth of a snake

All her moves are suspicious

Her talk meretricious

And her hubby an infamous rake.

Hillary Dillary Sage

She rants and raves on the stage

She talks democratic,

But lives aristocratic,

And deserves to be put in a cage.
 

Hillary Dillary Dock.

Her vaunted career is a crock.

Takes big dough from Goldman

But acts not beholden,

To Wall Street she remains in deep hock.